March 2012
I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home... →
wowfunniestposts:
what's the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Watchho0ker:
marioxmonster:
pr3cum:
spicybutthole:
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
I JUST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF OMFGAKLJSDFALKSDJF
everyone needs to see this
reblogging this again hahahaha, she’s my hero
snarg:
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
one time in the 7th grade i brought this curling iron to school
and the boys from my class saw it and they thought it was a dildo or something and my nickname became japanese butt torture
and everytime i see them they never let me forget this no matter how many times i try to explain that this is a curling iron
aradiah:
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
That awkward moment when you tell your friend...
And they’re like “GET IT OFFFFF!”
So you’re like:
And then they’re all like:
So you’re like “but…..but you told me to!”
That awkward moment when you're so tired from... →
wowfunniestposts:
N A P C E P T I O N
What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?
wtfsofunny:
FOREVER UNEMPLOYED
When the teacher is lecturing too fast →
funniestpostson:
Trying to tie your shoelaces
canieatthisshit:
Normal people:
Me:
Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it...
218801:
When my parents try to compare my life as a... →
wowfunniestposts:
When no one is replying to your texts, and shit is...
BITCH, REPLY NOW.
When I tell my mother that I'm tired
chaystar:
and she responds, “I don’t know why, you don’t do anything.”
5 weeks ago: temple run
4 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
3 weeks ago: yolo
2 weeks ago: kony
1 week ago: draw something
This week: Hunger Games
People who go to bed at 10
When something happens in a fandom I'm not in:
When your lips are dry.
and you dont have chapstick.
Make a text post
thehilariousblog:
*refresh*
SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
When You're Winking →
whenmomentsblog:
Expectation:
Reality:
When people have flashing seizure-enducing... →
funniest10k:
Lol … that’s me
I enjoy being around people that can make me laugh...
canieatthisshit:
Spending all day in your room, away from your... →
But when you need money, you’re like
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
How Tumblr has changed my life (Patrick Star...
My life before Tumblr :
The day when I discovered Tumblr :
My life now I know Tumblr :
When people tell me their problems and I don't...
Them: Me:
I hate when I get in trouble with my mom and she...
I’m like:
And it breaks into this big ass discussion so then I’m like:
And it drags on and on and on while I’m quiet and I just wanna: